Oct
20

The Kali Muscle Prison Meal! / Top Ramen Noodles & Tuna / Get Swole!

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http://youtu.be/AzNb6KCok9o…. Kali Muscle’s video.

Categories : muscles food

47 Comments

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lol so this is how you eat your noodles omgosh

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Your not supposed to put the seasoning in

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Waste of tuna and ramen

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couldnt you just eat the noodles first and then eat the tuna out of the can?

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ShutTheFuckUpDonkey
October 20th, 2013 at 3:38 am

What the fuck how much water?

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looks like the pee pee bowl of his younger sister

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what’s the point in eating something just because someone ate it in prison? he couldn’t get better food, people who aren’t in prison CAN.. makes no sense.

if you want to gain weight eat cheese, cheeses like parmigiano reggiano are 33% protein, tuna is only 26%, even turkey’s only 30%, eggs way down at 13%.. only real high quality beef can compare, but those foods won’t give you the fats that you need like cheese will, unless you eat low fat cheese which is even higher in protein but won’t help

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You made that all wrong!!! Eww nobody thats ever been locked up would make it like that

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And O check this bud by the way you do not have Top Ramen you have a different brand…

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Somebody needs to teach this guy how to cook! You get an F for today sir!! Even a 12 year old can cook better than you!

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steroids in the prison language are called top ramen and tuna ! you guys need to check the detention dictionary

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Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I’m being one hundred percent serious. you’re a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. get areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont ever post your fuking poverty dinner on youtube ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.

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everybody loves raymen

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Lol way too much water

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ray man noodles..


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WTF did u make it looks like noodle is drowning inside the water….n i m damn sure this shit is not healthy….

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That’s not how you make it. It’s not supposed to soup you crush the noodles and drain the water

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whats that like 2100 mg sodium?

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“surprised that you said you know how to make coffee.”

Have mercy!

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You don’t know what your doing and that top ramen will not get you abs. Watch Physiques of Greatness or something and learn from them but this won’t get you swole

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I guess somebody actually took Kali seriously? You’re fucking kidding me….

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Way too much water! and its pronounced “RAH-MEN” not RAY-MEN. smh this fucking guy doesn’t know shit. surprised that you said you know how to make coffee.

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haha put them in between bread an its called a godzilla sandwich in atica lol

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dude, you put too much water man! i don’t think your dog is gonna like it!

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Lol your a fkn real clown u can’t even make noodles…please show us how u scramble eggs.

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Too much water

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Kali said Tuna not cat food

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You should do what Kali does and season it with STERIODS!!

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dude you fucked this recipe up lmfao

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top robin and tuna fish MOTHA Fucka It took me a week to find out what the fuck he was talkin about im from Canada Ramen top is called mr noodle where im comin from

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you need to drain that . and add a little mayo after then add what ever you like on it.meat,chicken,tuna,egg,jalepenos,hot cheetoes etc.its called a SPREAD

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lol top raayymen 

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did you just fucking say ”TOP RAY-MEN”?? well aside from that you are one gullible person my friend.

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scrogginsjessica21
October 20th, 2013 at 3:11 pm

He cook that shit very wrong…

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Sorry man,but this was an epic fail

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